Clap clap clap clap, Deep in the heart of Texas

One of the perks of my job is that I get to travel a lot. Sometimes I get to go to places like The Netherlands or Los Angeles. More often though it’s to places like McAllen, Texas; Glynco, Georgia; or Artesia, New Mexico. Sometimes I get lucky and find a craft brewery or two in these places. More often they are just a good place to get beer that is distributed to or within the state that I’m visiting so I can bring them home.

My last trip was to McAllen, Texas. This is a Mexican border town in the Rio Grande Valley region at the southern-most tip of Texas. Do you mean Corpus Christi?  No.  Keep going south. Oh, you must mean Laredo? No. Keep going south. Mexico City? OK, not that far south. But it’s pretty far down there. The first thing I do when planning for a trip is to see if I can find a craft brewery and a good beer store.  At first I thought I found a brewery, but it turned out that it had already closed down. That didn’t bode well for the rest of the search. The best I could find was a bar that had a good selection of craft beer and a store that had good reviews for craft beer selection. The hunt was on.

I got to McAllen late Monday afternoon and didn’t have to be at work until Tuesday morning. So, the first stop was Feldmans Market Center that had a reasonable rating on BeerAdvocate.


Although they had a reasonable selection of craft beer, almost everything was sold only in 6 packs. They specifically had signs up all over the place requesting that people don’t break up their 6 packs.  As I’ve mentioned before, 6 packs are the bane of bottle collectors. I can’t afford to buy a whole 6 pack just to get one bottle. I need places that allow you to take single bottles. So, Feldmans was a bit of a rough start to the trip. They did have an interesting brand of beer called Clown Shoes. But it was $12 for a 22 oz bottle and the week was still young so I gave it a pass. I did manage to get 5 bottles at Feldmans. So, at least I wasn’t going to be so overloaded with bottles that I would have to try and drink some in my room at night just so I can take the empty bottles in a carry on bag.

First 5 beers from Texas

The next phase was more challenging. I wanted to get to a good bar that might have some different bottles on tap. That meant getting my traveling group to want to do the same. I recommended a place that I had found online and no one seemed interested. Tuesday night I was ready to suggest the place again but someone else in the group decided they would help find a craft beer place (because that usually turns out great) and found a place that they thought would be great. Off we went to Grain to Glass.

Grain to Glass
Classy sign outside Grain to Glass

Giving proper credit to the person that found it, it was a pretty good place with a descent selection and staff that knew their beer well enough. They even had growlers. Unfortunately from a bottle collecting standpoint growlers are only good for me if they are filled with beer by the brewery. Otherwise it becomes a cataloging nightmare. In addition growlers are really only economically valid if you plan on refilling them often. Buying a growler at $8 and then spending $20 to fill it makes for a pretty expensive beer as a one time shot deal. I will make an exception if someplace really impresses me. But I just wasn’t floored by this place. It wasn’t bad. Just not stellar. They lacked a bit of atmosphere demonstrated by the “no handguns allowed” sign on the front door. I still managed to get some new cans from Four Corners Brewing. I like their cans for the interesting pop tops.

Four Corners Brewing pull tab still on the can
Four Corners Brewing pull tab fully off the can

Most important, I notice a beer on the list from Clown Shoes called Blaecorn Unidragon. This is one of those cases where the description of the beer is so good that I’m willing to pay more for the 22 oz bottle. unfortunately it was $25 for the bottle at the bar. I wasn’t ready to pay that much considering I just saw a Clown Shoes beer at Feldmans for $12.  This is the kind of decision where my cheap nature clouds my instincts and I know full well that I’m going to regret it down the line.

Continuing the journey of the evening, the group I was with were really more serious session drinkers and the trip to the “fancy” beer place was for my benefit. From Grain to Glass we moved onto some more straight forward places like Tilted Kilt,  the Thirsty Monkey, and a place called El Divino that had an interesting mix of decor ranging from portraits of Jesus to portraits of Mr. T with Christmas tree icicle ornaments as earrings.

Mr. T portrait with Christmas tree icicles for earrings
Ram with guns strapped to the horns
Not really sure what this is. Cat skeleton maybe?

All in all it was not my kind of night. It was too crowded and too noisy. But I did manage to score yet another can from Four Corners.

Before you know it, I find myself at Thursday, 4pm. I’m done working for the day and have to fly out Friday morning. I’m ready to hit Feldmans again to see if the Clown Shoes beer they had was the Blaecorn Unidragon that I’d been jonesing for since Grain to Glass. I had a sinking suspicion that it wouldn’t be. But I had to find out. So, off I went. On the way there I was stuck in traffic next to a low end looking liquor store called Holiday Wine & Liquor.

Holiday Wine & Liquor

They didn’t look like much on the outside (bars on the doors and windows even when they are open is not usually a good sign). But, they did have the word “beer” on the building and I was stuck in traffic anyway. For once I followed my instincts and went inside. Turns out this was exactly the kind of store I was hoping Feldmans would be. They had a great selection and allowed people to break up 6 packs. Score! I walked out of there with another 11 beers. So, now I’m feeling cocky and hoping to top off the trip with the Blaecorn Unidragon bottle. Unfortunately, the Clown Shoes beers that Feldmans carried were not even close to what I wanted. Hmmmmm.

It was still early and the group I was with had a late and really large lunch. So, they wouldn’t be looking to go to dinner any time soon. A quick check of Google Maps indicated that the bar I had been wanting to check out all week long was only a 5 minute drive from Feldmans. So off I went to Roosevelt’s at 7.

Roosevelt’s at 7 from the outside
Roosevelt’s at 7 from the inside
Some of Roosevelt’s at 7’s bottle collection
More of Roosevelt’s at 7’s bottle collection

I was a bit worried looking at it from the outside. It looked a bit high brow and more like a fancy restaurant than a craft beer place. But, as soon as I walked in the door, I knew I was home. The manager was friendly, everyone there knew their beers really well and the atmosphere was more my speed (no need for a “no handguns allowed” sign). I was really hopeful for the Blaecorn Unidragon and asked to see the bottle list. It wasn’t there. Fuckashitpiss! With hope heading into a death spiral, I asked the manager if they had any and he said “it isn’t cold, but you can get one to take with you if you want”. Score!  Finally.

Blaecorn Unidragon Description
The elusive Blaecorn Unidragon

I was so happy that I didn’t even mind paying $20 for it.  It was still cheaper that Grain to Glass and I gained finding Roosevelt’s at 7 in the process. Things were now really going my way in what I expected to be a crappier trip for bottle collecting.  Of course, that’s when the trouble usually begins.  Turns out they had another Clown Shoes beer that looked really tempting.  So I ordered The Good, The Bad, and The Unidragon, which turned out to be another version of Blaecorn Unidragon only available in Texas, with malts grown in Texas.  That’s the kind of thing that makes for good bottle collecting.  I didn’t want to order my one beer and run, so I ordered The Good, The Bad, and the Unidragon and sat around chatting with the manager and having the best time yet in McAllen.  As I was nearing the end of my 22 oz beer, a bartender walked past me and asked if I was taking that beer on all by myself or if I was sharing with a group.  If that doesn’t raise a red flag there is something wrong with you.  I’m wondering if he’s referring to the $20 price of the beer when I take a closer look at the label and notice that this beer has 14% alcohol by volume (ABV).  Are you kidding me?!  That more than most wines!  OK, the race is on.  I need to finish this beer, and make the 7 minute drive back to the hotel before the full brunt of this alcohol hits me.  I felt bad dashing out the way I did, and worse about guzzling a $20 beer, but there is no way I’m driving back in any state that would risk a DWI (or even a DUI for that matter).    Fortunately, I made it out of there and back to the hotel just fine.

Total score for the trip:  17 full bottles/cans, 4 empty cans and 1 empty bottle.  Not a bad haul for a relatively unknown area.  But the adventure wasn’t over.  See my previous post to find out what happened on the way home.

All of the full bottles coming back from Texas

Author: UsedHair

I am a labeorphilist (one who collects beer bottles) looking to discuss the adventures often involved in obtaining the bottles and the challenges that accompany the hobby.

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